😂😂😂😂😂
- celebrity: *passes away*
- the tumblr jackals two seconds later: *rubs hands together* it's time to pull the Receipts™ and show everyone how Awful this Dead Person is
I don’t give a fuck if nasa changed the zodiac. You know what nasa also did? Took planetary status away from Pluto. They can’t be trusted
woefully-ruined asked:
In honor of Christmas, you should do "what presents do our main prosecutors/attorneys get their significant other!" (Sorry if you don't celebrate Christmas or for anyone else that doesn't celebrate Christmas)
imagine-aa answered:
This is good! I needed a festive ask, so thank you ^_^
Phoenix: He’s such a dork. He gets you matching sets of everything; watches, shirts, and most importantly…living items. It’s his way of hinting that he finally wants you to move in, and that he doesn’t want you to go back somewhere else after Christmas. He says while he’s loved his Christmases with everyone else that he loves…the best ones have all been with you. With a proclamation like that, you have no choice but to stay (and besides, you two have to hit all the after-Christmas sales together too).
FEAR THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA!
FALLS OUT OF MY CHAIR
I WAS READING A CHARACTER ANALYSIS OF GODOT
SOMEONE SAID “HIS OBSESSION WITH COFFEE COULD INDICATE A FEAR OF FALLING ASLEEP AGAIN”
MY MIND IS BLOWN AND MY HEART IS BROKEN
@mysteriousmaskedprosecutor I’m crying!!
Oh. My. God.
why cant i be interested in boring inexpensive shit like..fuckin math or somethin
Do you know how much a good calculator costs
shut up nerd
space boy
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